zuriya:

I genuinely resent how ‘respecting parents’ often translates into allowing yourself to be an emotional (or even physical) punching bag, doormat or vessel for them to relentlessly project their idealized image of the perfect child, which often proves detrimental and inhibiting. Fuck that shit.

misandrist4lyf:

gonna start saying “whitemanning” instead of “b*tching” from now on because white men complain way more than girls tbh

cozyqueen:

white ppl think that u not arguin with them on topics of race means ur not smart enough to discuss it, when rlly it’s just bc they’re not smart enough to discuss it :///////////////////

ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

Artist: UnknownPixies
Title: UnknownWhere Is My Mind?
Album: UnknownSurfer Rosa
Plays: 47,023

dnasclly:

does hannibal eat ass

deerhoof:

if your boyfriend tells you not to cut your long hair because he likes it cut it all off while he’s out and spell out “i’m leaving you” with the pile of hair

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

panic-at-the-bilbo:

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk